Score: 6

"Mildly Entertaining"

submission: The Landing Game

date: November 2, 2009

An aircraft similator game on Newgrounds!

I like the idea of this game. Although I haven't perfected my landing yet, I've been able to touch down but skid off the runway. The audio is on par with the average flight simulator, the graphics are a bit plain however.

The controls are pretty responsive, but it's quite difficult to slow your plane down in time before it gets close to the ground without it crashing from the sky. But for the filesize, I can't really complain about anything. Not bad.

Score: 4

"Mediocre at best"

submission: Monopoly Reality

date: September 1, 2009

I enjoy playing monopoly, and I do like watching monopoly parodies. However, I just didn't think this was all that funny of a storyline. They talk quite fast which is hard for me to understand at times.

Also, the graphics are decently drawn, but get repetitive after awhile. Maybe if there was more of a variety I would have enjoyed this more.

Score: 1

"Fell short of my expectations."

submission: Sprite A Day: 33

date: June 22, 2009

Normally I like watching sprite a day flash, but this one failed to humor me. It looks like it was rushed together and is nowhere near as funny as other sprite a day flash I have seen. I would have rather you put a little more effort into this before submitting it.

Score: 8

"Good, but a few minor bugs"

submission: Stamper's Quest For Fags

date: May 7, 2009

Overall this is quite an enjoyable game. Collect cigarette packs while avoiding cactus and bees.

However, in Nightmare mods, the health packs are bugged. If you touch one while you still have a lot of energy, it brings your health meter down to about 40%.

Sometimes the health packs and cigarette packs are below ground and are impossible to reach.

Also, a few of the bees are unavoidable. It get's a little nerve racking having to start over after getting 88 packs on Nightmare only because there was no way for me to avoid a bee and the fact that the previous health pack didn't add any health to my meter.

Stilla lot of fun and hopefully i'll get that nightmare medal pretty soon.

Score: 6

"Decent, but could use work."

submission: The Breakdown

date: May 6, 2009

In this flash you show us that you do have some artistic skill. However, the blood seem to be drawn very sloppily. There really wasn't much of a story line here either. But I guess with a movie as short as this one there really isn't that much need for one

The whole movie lasts about 30 seconds. Overall I enjoyed it but would have enjoyed something that lasted a bit longer.

Score: 8

"Lol, fetus game"

submission: In Utero

date: May 2, 2009

Navigate your way through the uterus as a sperm, firing little balls at tampons, muncher things and virus (swine flu?) Reach the end of the level to get to the boss.

Press the arrow keys to move and A to fire. The control are very responsive and the final boss is quite a challenge.

The medals don't seem to be registering but I think because the game is still under judgment.

Score: 5

"Mildly Entertaining"

submission: Are You Cool On NG?

date: May 2, 2009

In this game you answer a few questions about your NG stats to find out whether you're 'cool' or not. Click on the little colored squares to make your choice.

*SPOILER*
There is only one final answer after answering all the questions, whether you're a stat whore admin with maxed out everything or a lvl 1 n00b that hasn't contributed a thing to Newgrounds. The ending is a crudely animated penis with a Fuck You song playing. There really isn't much to this game other than it's probable intended purpose - to piss off unwary users.

Overall, it might be a little entertaining at first but this isn't a game that I'd expect to be popular anytime soon. This would be the type of game you'd link to other users that you want to piss off.

Score: 10

"LMFAO"

submission: Sanjay: the Jolly Punjabi

date: April 1, 2009

Benny Lava, me and Daler Mehndi all mixed into one pure genious spam dance flash = Pure Epic All my 10 are belong to this.

Score: 5

"Not bad"

submission: Your inner 1337

date: March 9, 2006

This flash submision has a decent intro, but after that, it's just another average clock/glock style flash. I'll review a 5/10 and vote 3/5

Score: 9

"Not what I normally watch."

submission: Ltlt Ep1 Sperm of Justice

date: February 20, 2006

Great graphics, and the voices were clear, but a little annoying afterwards. Still, this is something that would do well on a adult versio of Cartoon Network.

I also voted 4/5 on your movie.